I ship myself with academic success and contentment
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels
ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance
I was going to get mad at everyone in my art class for wasting expensive paint but then I got distracted by how pretty it was
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?
All about me
did that woman die?
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans