he looks like he is trying not to cry
"Don’t look ma. don’t look at your little boy"
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
Remember when someone decided Pluto wasn’t a planet and people got really angry
im still angry about that tbh
I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
why must we play god
You’ll do what?
please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal
Is Dutch even a real language
i wish you were my big toe so i could bang you on every piece of furniture i own